I love the Uncyclopedia entry on GEOLOGY. Favorite quotes:
"Geology (from Bushman - Geo meaning Rock and logy meaning masturbation)..."
"Geology was created so that drunks were able to get paid by universities to create fiction..."
"Geologists are most classically portrayed as larger than life figures in pop culture known for their often excessive and unwieldy hair and habits such as flatulence, promiscuity and acts of random violence. The lives of geologists are often even more fascinating than the rock(s) which they study."
I like the entry on GEOLOGIST too.