My Internet went down today (I'm accessing the world from Panera's free WiFi at the moment). Fucking Time Warner said they'll come Monday sometime between 9 am and 7 pm or we can make a definite appointment next Saturday (yes, a week later!). This was after long periods of time on the phone where they treated my wife like a moron (I refuse to call, I simply don't have the patience to deal with them).
Yes, I am a total addict. I guess I'll have to read a book tonight (we don't have TV, just Netflix and that's down too) - not such a bad thing.
So if anyone wants to come over and fix my Internet before that, I can detail your car in the nude (see comic at right!). No takers? Oh well, I tried.